Commissions
Kae
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She/Her
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Commissions closed! Waitlist open :>
Let's get this perfectly straight (I mean Gay). I write for fun. I want commissions to be fun. So sometimes, I may turn down a commission because I don't think that I am capable of writing what you want me to. It's no bueno if I'm not having fun writing it and reading writing that's forced is also no fun. So please don't take it personally if I turn your prompt down.A list of my past comms can be found here.Okay into the nitty-gritty of it all.
- Please DM me at one of the following for comms:
bardigrade (Twitter and Tumblr)
bardigrade. (Discord [Please note that the dot at the end of the handle is a part of the handle])
- Rate: $20USD/ 1000 words.
We can discuss word counts and whatnot when we discuss your prompt. I'll try to stick to the word count you ask for, but I may go over by a little bit and if so those words are just a little treat.- Payments made to my ko-fi.
If you prefer some other method, we can discuss this before I start on your commission. I'd prefer half of the agreed price upfront and then the other half once I finish the commission.-If there is a specific date you need your comm by (for a gift or other reasons) please let me know well in advance. Typically comms take a few weeks to a month to complete (depending on the complexity of the fic and my schedule). I will do my best to update you on the status and general timeline as I write. I am not a full-time writer so times are subject to change.- One-shots only
Multichap fics are a lot of work and more of a passion project.- Comms will be 1k- 5k words in length
That's like the sweet spot for most one-shots for me.- Completed comm posted on AO3 and linked in a tweet
You'll be tagged on Twitter (if you're cool with that. If not, I can put anon or something). Honestly, if you have any questions or anything just DM me on Twitter :D- I retain full rights to all the works that I produce.Things I write:
- WLW ships.
Give me all the ladies. If you're unsure if I write a certain ship, ask! Only WLW ships.
-OC ships
I will need to see sufficient lore and other information before I will agree to take this on. Price/1000 words may vary depending on the complexity of this.- Current Brainrot Fandoms:
Genshin Impact
FE3H
Gundam: Witch from Mercury
Path to Nowhere
The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and Genius Girl
Honkai Star Rail
Baldur's Gate 3- Canon compliant or AUs okay
If it's a major franchise crossover AU (eg. you want Lumiamber Pokemon AU etc.), we need to have a lengthy discussion just so we're on the same page and I so I can appropriately figure out things.- If I can fit a pun in the story there will absolutely be a pun in there.-If there is a fandom or ship that you aren't sure if I will write, feel free to DM me and ask!Things I will NOT write:
- Not WLW.
Sorry, I just won't do MLM or straight ships justice, so let's just take that off the table.- NSFW:
Sorry I'm just not an NSFW writer. I just will not go there.- No abuse, rape, incest, suicide etc.
I am not afraid to kill off characters, but there are certain lines I will not cross. If you are unsure about your idea, feel free to ask.- No gender-bend AUs.
I write WLW. There's already not enough food out there for us. Gender-bends (regardless if it is one half of the ship or the entire ship) just don't quite vibe with me.//The Surprise You Option
- For 20$ USD. I will surprise you with a fic for certain Genshin, PTN, GWitch, BG3 WLW ships.-This list currently includes: Lumiamber, Ganqing, Moqing, Beiguang, Jeanlisa, Ayamiya, Eimiko, Eisara, Shenjin, Shenlan, Kokosara, McLisa, Sulemio, Sabinika, and Shadowzel.-It will be at least 1000 words (maybe more) but everything else is up to my discretion. You just leave your ship in my kaepable hands and I go from there.